Larno and Siti, the Javanese Street Musician

Today, in the middle of the day, Larno and Siti stopped by in front of my house . They are a pair of javanese street musician. I like listening their music because they sang a javanese romantic song. They are not like other street musician, who usually force the house owner to give them money eventhough they sang a very bad song.

Larno and Siti came from Solo. They came to Jakarta tried to find their destiny. Larno and Siti sang several very good song for us.

RUBBER GLOVES

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, You're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little Old Lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his Gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank Of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them Into boxes of the right size.

' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, She burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'